A Passing Fancy

1. Jort date: We wear hand made jorts and bicycle through the town
2. Go to the beach in old-timey striped bathing suits and pretend it’s the 1920’s 
3. Explore the wilds, pretend to be experts on all kinds of plants and animals, giving them new names. 
4. Rent a movie neither of us has seen, play it with the sound off and dub the dialogue. 
5. Choreograph a tap number to a random pop song, then perform it for strangers. 
6. Dress like time travellers and marvel at the quaintness of the modern world. 
7. Go to an improv show! 
8. We go to a rocky beach, find fun looking rocks then paint them. 
9. We spend the whole day in our underwear, dressing in top hats and undies for a formal dinner that night. 
10. We go to a new place in town and explore
11.  Go camping and keep a photo safari log 
12. Film us doing fun pier/generic couples things, then post it on facebook with the title “WE R SO IN LUVVV <338333” 
13. Tape our fingers together so we only have 3 digets then have weird alien sex. (I dunno, it’s late). 
14. Make macaroni collages of our relationship, then discuss what we can do to improve the relationship
15.  Buy face pant, paint our faces, dress in suits then go to a ritzy place and order crab. When we are asked to leave complain loudly.
16.  Go ice cream taste testing in all the ice cream places on town, carrying clip boards with us and recording the results. We then publish our findings on tumblr. 
17. Wear silly hats and have sex. (not necessarily at the same time).
18. Go to the desert with full cowboy/bandito gear. Have a shoot out (this is probably a group date) and then afterwards make peach cobbler. I would then drench him in water and then declare we must sleep in the nude together to prevent him gettin’ hypo-therma.
19. Live action roleplay peasants - or any LARPing
20. When ordering at a restaurant, preface each item we order with the word “gay.” I.e. “I would like the gay burrito con carne, please.” When the server reacts, feign surprise.

The start of my date collection.