A Poem in Prose

Dearest Gentleman,

Why must you insist on wearing such lovely suits and styling your hair so? I know you only do it to tempt my sinner’s soul, the devil that you are. But, would it not be more pleasurable to dispense with these plodding feints and instead engage our blades in a more manly game?

I would give you a crocheted rose to place in your breast pocket, and it would be so sharp as to prick your soul and let it pour out of your heart, gush through your ribs and mingle with mine own, which is already outpoured. I would you touch my hand - even the lightest touch, lighter than an angel’s whisper - would send sinful tremors to rattle the base of my being and upturn and unfound the once-thought-strong pillars of my mind. I would a thousand sweet words drip in your ear as we lie cradling each other in a fortress of linens safe from the whirling burly outside. 

I would these things and a thousand more. But. 

I sit a place thousand and more apart from you. We, two stars on a parallel course fated to never cross, but I suffer the greatest - for I see your light and long for it upon my face - while you greedily bask in your own holy light, ignorant of those shining basely around you. 

Love,

The Boy

Davielle

There once was a girl named Davielle.
She bore on her back a swirly shell.
She’d crawl on the beach searching for food,
But in her heart, she wanted a dude.
That night she sat and ate cracked crab claw.
She looked ‘cross the beach and what did she saw?
A man, just like her, crouched in a shell.
She had found her man, a man for Davielle.

Toast

All love the hefty qualities of Toast
And all desire to taste him the most.
Who could glance upon his gold-dusted face,
And not say, “Ah, Toast! All others are base!”
Or “Toast! If only you were only mine”
“If only upon you could I recline”
Alas! From me he turns his flighty gaze,
Though I do offer him eternal praise.
But I will sing of his beauty aloud,
Though he spurns me for one more well endowed.
I shall love my Toast, and never shall rest,
Till I spread full upon his tawny chest
My butter, churned by hand and by hand wrest.

Cookies

Baking chocolate chip
cookies, such sweet memories.
Poison in the veins.

My Friend Cameron

I once knew a fellow who was not so tall
Not so brave, O no! not at all
He often grimaced at the spindly legs
Of as spider (and he hated eggs).

But this small man, so thin and meek,
Would save the world, this time last week.
It was him who stopped the plan
Of that dastardly evil man

Yes, Cameron Rose is of whom I do speak
That smallish chap who lacks a beak
Who is known as having the smallest claw
The smallest eyes, feet, and jaw

Yes, it was he, that small, small man
who stopped a most dastardly plan

So I have these somewhere

Subjects people wanted me to write a poem about:

1) Cameron’s body

2) Cookies

3) Davielle

4) How the shower turns cold when you flush the toilet

5) poop

6) The trials and tribulations of being a white wrapper in a black wrappers world

7) A wizard, dragon and pirate hooker

8) shoe strings

9) a poem about a person posting about ideas to write a poem about

I’ll cross them out as I write them

Temptation

I could blow it up or shrink it down
But still that gnawing pit will remain
Behind the smile is a frown
That encapsulates the pain

I could forget about that face and grin
But then my mind would raise a din
And rattle the bars and scream “why not?!”
Wresting with a gordion knot

Why would fate wave such a gem
And yet to solitude condemn
My weary heart to slow stagnation
When it dreams of emancipation

I guess my time is not nigh
To catch some lover’s eye
So I will sit and I will sigh
and just as likely, I will die.

The Devil’s Filing System

When Satan was just a wee young devil,
Often in mankind’s pain he would revel,
But one sad day, when he stole a lad’s soul
In a soul-steal frenzy, he lost the scroll.
“O! Alack the day!” quoth Satan himself,
As he rummaged around his soul-scroll shelf.
“Where has it gone, my delightful steal?
Did I place it here? Or next to the veal?”
So from that day forth, Satan did decree
That each soul would be filed, exactly.

-For Mr. Rose

Pizza - For Ms Looney

My eye flits like a sparrow and alights
Upon your ruddy cheeks, then flicks upward
To the tawny locks that th’sunlight ignites,
Then darts off, hoping it wasn’t untoward.
My mitten’d hand a-trembles and a-quakes,
And wriggles towards yours along the cool bench,
And sweeps o’er your hand like a swarm of snakes.
Dragon-smoke-breath, as your hand does not flinch
Your sparrow-eye flits to mine, and they dance,
They twirl and whirl, green and blue, swirling near,
Then slip beneath the lids as lips romance.
A bubbling  giddy fizz, this love most queer.
Lips part, smiles twinkle, we reach for pizza
Pepperoni and cheese, such queer pizza.

Electric pulses of a synthetic heartbeat

Electric pulses of a synthetic heartbeat,

Driving me to my knees, ecstasy.

Hear the siren sounding.

Hear the liquid beat

Running through my veins, 

Burning my lungs, cutting my skin

Silver-white liquid tremors, ecstasy.

Give me peace, give me silence

Give me hope and get me high.

Thunderous roar and trembling earth and rock and snapping bone and 

bleeding raw and bloody red and pink and white

Feet pounding solid earth, life bursting, throwing me facefirst into eternal trembling

ecstasy.

Pound me down, break me up, blow me to the wind, blow me to the endless void

I will loose myself in the pounding, breaking bass. 

Break my skull, blood in my eyes.

The beat numbs my mind

I am the snake that eats itself 8/8/11

I am the snake that eats itself

I am the locust and the haze

I am the hidden dagger and

the swirling, bleeding blaze

I am the hammer of the gods

The judgement and the prayer,

For all who walk in my shadow 

Are blessed and may share

The potent message that I sing:

Death is everywhere.

I am the snake that eats itself

I am the locust and the haze

I am the hidden dagger and

the swirling, bleeding blaze

I am the hammer of the gods

The judgement and the prayer.

I am the one all men will meet

But none know how nor why nor where.

A Love Poem.

Like the dusty hours that lay

betwixt the sheets of night and day,

Me and my love together slept all night.

We lay entwined ‘neath sheets of silvery dew,

I turn to my love, his cheek so fair,

and ask, quite calmly,

‘Why, my love, do you have so much hair?”

He stared at me, his cheeks turned blue,

And he dashed away and out of sight.

Leaving me alone in that time that doth lay

betwixt the sheets of night and day.